EPICFAILBLOG

diary of a guy that fails.

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Darq E Freaker vs Drake - Over The Hype

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Lil Silva - Cheese & Bun

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It is now in my disk tray, Edit later

It’s been nearly a year since I last updated and it’s gone really fast and quite a few big things have happened:

My Grandad died shortly after I stopped blogging at the beginning of the year, which shocked me, it was the first time someone in my immediate family has passed away and I wasn’t sure how it would make me feel, I think what makes it weird is that he was dying for a few months before he passed away, I think it would be different if he was killed, or if it happened faster. I wasn’t really affected greatly by his passing and I dealt with it quite well, which makes me feel quite heartless. But it feels really odd now driving past his house knowing he is no longer here.

Nothing eventful happened in the first half of the year other than the big fight I had at quadrant in may, and the week before that I was stabbed. There is a court case for the nob who did it in two weeks and I might have to turn up to give testimony.

Yasmin, my girlfriend became a model shortly after her birthday in June, she’s started building her portfolio and it makes me realise how lucky I am with her, she’s making her own money and starting to explore the better things in life.

It was my 18th in july and all I’ve done since that day is spend my life in the casino wasting any money I might of made haha, I’ve started playing poker quite a lot recently and learning all the theory surrounding sit and gos, I’ve played quite a few tables at the casino and squandered plenty of moolah on full tilt and I’m slowly getting better :).

I started college doing business In september and I’m doing quite well so far, just need to catch up a little with some work i missed while I was suspended for scrapping with some iraqis.

I lost my job at the garage two weeks ago which is a blessing and a curse at the same time, never having to go back there again gives me so much happiness, but my lack of money is killing me. especially at this point of the year. I’m jealous of all the people who are still looked after by their parents and who have jobs, I just sit here and wallow in pity. I really should get out there and look for a job haha.

After that quick fast forward to late 2010 I’m gonna sit and watch dodgeball on film 4 while everyone else is ravin at magnetic man!!1

love zak.

BO! What a great few days I’m having. Spent last night with my girlfriend which is why I came back immensely tired and unable to put together an entry, I’m beginning to really like her and all her quirks and habits, the clumsiness she has and her goofy posture, it’s really cute; but I also love the amazingly PUK A body I had the pleasure of viewing. Her mom is also an undeniable milf.

I met Wallace today who came down from Wales to visit for a few days, it was really cool seeing her again after how long, we went back to how we were when we used to be best mates, really close I realise how much I miss her and the old days.

I’ve finally gotten round to levelling the level 60 (Now 63) Warlock I’ve had for about 11 months and I’m loving it, I’ve never played 8 hours straight and not got bored. This morning it had full level 1 gear but I got Birch to rush me through Ramps and BF and now it’s nearly fully blue, I’m planning on transferring it to Bloodfeather and Re-naming Her Derkhead lol, Maybe a Worgen Race change too when Cataclysm comes out.

About half an hour ago when I decided to stop playing wow and bash some MW2 I realised someones actually stolen my MW disc, I don’t know who it is yet but if I find out you better hope you’re family, or you’re actually gonna die.

Shoop the woop. Pwning wow with Andy today, 2v2 is pro, I love DK Druid comps.

Today was pretty pro, went work but cotched most of the day running about on wow. Went Aldersley and went walkies with Yasmin she makes me laugh.

I haven’t played MW2 for ages, I wish I had more time to do the stuff I wanted to. It’s crap only doing things nocturnally.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I’ve wasted so much money today. I went cinemas with Bennett and Alex and them lot and bought a ticket for my girlfriend, and even though we TOLD her she already had a ticket the duppy bitch went and bought another one, then I give Bennett 20 quid and I know for a fact I’m never gonna see the change he owes me.

The fact I even bought tickets for the film was a waste, for two reasons, 1 Alex walked in with out showing his ticket, and 2, THE FILM WAS SWIGGLE. Do NOT pay to see 2012, download that shit.

I found out yesterday that Amy has a bf (He is one DUPPY guy, looks paler than my footback when it’s crusty) and I’m still in a state of shock, I hate to admit to anyone, including myself, but it’s really got me down, and I can’t help it. She was such a convincing liar, but it sucks finding out the girl you’ve been chasing for TIME has just been deceiving you and telling you lies just to keep the balance. Best Friend my backfoot.

What to do, what to do. The sixbillionth shit day in a row. Came home to some stupid Telford idiot trying to cause a war on my wall, she was quickly disposed and exposed as a waste of breath, my girlfriend failed again and Amy has made me rage so much that I don’t wanna bother giving her this birthday present I bought her.

The whackest film I’ve ever seen is on channel 5 (Urban Legends) and I’ve got several duppy idiots chattin on msn, I need to move countries man.

Another piece of wank day, the only good thing about today is that I had my first lie-in, in about a month. My girlfriend and one of my best friends asked me to come out so I phoned my sister to ask if she could watch my grandad because I can’t leave him on his own…No answer, so I phone my Mom…Similar results, it’s shit, I haven’t been out all week, I stay here 24/7 out of my comfort zone really, and I’m rewarded with this bullshit. I’m really sick to the back teeth of people making promises they wont keep.


Then later on in the day, Amy comes online for the first time since Wednesday and doesn’t speak to me, and so I speak up, and all she has to say to me is qq,qq,qq,qq,qq,qq,qq,qq,q,q,q,qq„q,q,qqqqq,q,q,qq,q,q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q|QQQQQq.q.q.q. Does she really only think of herself?

My girlfriend is just a big giant ball of qq and won’t learn to take a joke and a hint. FUCKOFF for five minutes. sheesh, I’m hungry.